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Green Monster Fauxgurt

November 28, 2017 By Salad Therapy Jump to Recipe2 Comments

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I don’t care what you say; you will never stop me from adding vegetables to my breakfast. For example, one of my absolute favorite breakfast concoctions is homemade “fauxgurt.” Tastes so much like regular yogurt, but without any of the dairy! And when you blend in a whole bunch of fresh kale – voila! – it becomes Green Monster Fauxgurt! 

Like any yogurt, this fauxgurt is super versatile. It can be enjoyed on its own, or you could add some homemade granola (try this one!), or you can do what I do many, many mornings, which is make a crazy breakfast salad with fauxgurt, cabbage or lettuce, whatever fruits I have on hand, and a drizzle of nut butter.

I know that last combo might seem strange to you, but how strange is it, really? We eat salads with fruit all the time, and most lettuces/cabbages have a pretty mild and slightly sweet flavor that works just perfectly with sweeter, fruitier flavors. And if you love mixing up a bunch of textures like I do, this will really do it for you. Flavor aside, it is an amazing way to get even more nutritional value into your day. Give it a shot! You won’t be disappointed.

Green Monster "Fauxgurt"

Shana Balkin
This healthy vegan concoction is a super nutritious revamp of the traditional breakfast staple.
5 from 1 vote
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Course Breakfast, Condiment
Cuisine Vegan
Servings 0

Ingredients
  

  • 1 pack tofu I prefer firm or extra firm
  • 3 large handfuls raw kale
  • 3 ripe bananas
  • 2-3 tablespoons vinegar or lemon juice
  • 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla optional

Instructions
 

  • Put all ingredients into the blender and blend until EXTREMELY smooth and creamy.

Notes

Enjoy alone, with your favorite fruits, mixed with granlola, or - my personal favorite - in a delicious breakfast salad!
Tried this recipe?Let us know how it was!

 


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Filed Under: All, Breakfast, Condiments, Gluten Free, Grain Free, Nut Free, Salads, Vegan Tagged With: breakfast, dairy free, gluten free, healthy, kosher, natural, nut free, nutritarian, oil free, plant based, refined sugar free, salad, sugar free, vegan, vegetarian, wfpb, wfpbno, whole foods, yogurt

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  1. Miriam Yager

    October 7, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    5 stars
    Yum!! Totally need to try this. Never thought to add veggies to mine.

    Reply
    • Salad Therapy

      October 7, 2021 at 6:19 pm

      Once you get in the habit of adding veggies to random stuff, the possibilities become endless!

      Reply

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